Curiosity killed the Cat

surmounts:

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun.

(via tropicorange)

nicolascageholocaust:

We can only be friends if you’re kind of an asshole. Not full blown asshole because that’s no fun. And if you’re not an asshole at all then that won’t work either. A halfway asshole. Those are my kind of people.

(via itssgaby)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

*accidentally slams door* *gets lectured for 84 years*

(via kissmysass)