Curiosity killed the Cat

nicolascageholocaust:

We can only be friends if you’re kind of an asshole. Not full blown asshole because that’s no fun. And if you’re not an asshole at all then that won’t work either. A halfway asshole. Those are my kind of people.

(via itssgaby)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

*accidentally slams door* *gets lectured for 84 years*

(via kissmysass)

if you compliment me once i’ll think about it every night for twelve years

(Source: rnazerunner, via kissmysass)

Me: i'm over my crush
Crush: hey
Me: nvm